Doctors Contributions

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Doctors Contributions

Postby dlcnurse » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:23 am

DOCTORS CONTRIBUTIONS
(a medical joke for you)


Doctors were told to contribute to the construction
of a new wing at the hospital. What did they do?

The allergists voted to scratch it.

The dermatologists preferred no rash moves

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling
about it.

The neurologists thought the administration
had a lot of nerve.

The obstetricians stated they were laboring
under a misconception.


The ophthalmologists considered the idea
short-sighted.


The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.

The pathologists yelled[color=purple]
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